Everybody has a problem, but not everybody knows they need a little advice. Here’s where I come in. Henceforth, I will be taking anonymous letters from anyone who has trouble with their love life, their family life, or any other part of their life. And then I’m going to give you advice based on the collective knowledge of Romancelandia. What is that, you ask? It’s the occasionally reality-defying world inhabited by Romance Heroes and Heroines. That’s right. I will tell you how your story should go if it were a romance novel. And then, and only then, will I provide the advice that a happily married woman of a certain age is always eager to dispense. Moreover, I will invite all the romance authors I know to chime in with advice of their own.

So what do you get out of it:

1. Complete anonymity
2. Possibly helpful advice
3. A laugh

I’ll be starting this blog series in the coming weeks by using the problems of my friends and family who shall remain nameless as perfect examples of how romance novels would have us solve all our problems. Meanwhile, hit the Contact Me button in the upper right hand corner of this website, and hit me with your best shot! The weirder the better, I say.

Need a few examples?

Help! I Caught My Boyfriend Having Cybersex With Another Woman

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